I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
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Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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