There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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