JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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