Tell her she can't have a vagina
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
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And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
There's a naked man in my car right now.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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