is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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