There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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