It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
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Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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