So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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