I don't think brook has ever known best
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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