...so i touched it.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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