it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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