I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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