You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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