I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
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he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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