Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
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Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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