What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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