no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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