problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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