I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
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