I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Blow job season was short but glorious.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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