Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
My orgasm happened in two different decades
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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