I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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