I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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