check it out our google latitudes are spooning
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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