She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
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All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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