FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
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Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
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He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.