So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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