If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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