69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
birth control should be required to get into college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
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