I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo