I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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