umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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