if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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