Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Im just a social blackout drinker.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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