I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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