how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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