$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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