No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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