my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
BRING THE BAGELS
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
