dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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