that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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