I saw his package. It spoke to me.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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