I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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