let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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