Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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