K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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