lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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