now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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