I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
