im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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