i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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