somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
We left an ass print on the piano.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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