Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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