There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
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Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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