he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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