yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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