I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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